Hi. My name is Bixby. My humans call me “Bix,” and I like it.
And I’m Hayley’s body guard. Sometimes it can be boring. But I’m willing to make that sacrifice for Hayley’s safety. Because she is the littlest, you know?
I also get paid for all my hard work with lovin’ every hour or so.
I love Hayley. I would never, ever let ANYONE hurt her. And without me, I don’t know what would happen–bad things, that’s what!
What does it entail to be Hayley’s body guard? Lots.
I have to constantly be by her side, bark whenever I hear any weird noises when she’s home alone (to scare off the bad guys), obey her every command, let her take pictures of me, and play with her whenever she wants (that’s my favorite part).
My job is very important. And I wouldn’t give it up for the world.
I love my Hayley. And she loves me.
Do you have a body guard?